Saco River Theatre - Criminal Hearts
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Join us for an early lunch at Longhorn Steakhouse (at your own cost) and then we will venture to quaint Saco River Theatre to see the farcical comedy Criminal Hearts. Concessions are available for purchase at the theatre.
*“Don’t get mad, Ladies. Get even. Ata (Jennifer Porter), a wildly neurotic socialite, is in the midst of a nervous breakdown, and living off pepperoni pizza and Dr. Pepper. Bo (Karen Ball), a streetwise burglar, breaks into Ata’s apartment to rob her, only to find that it has been completely cleaned out by Ata’s philandering husband, Wib (Sean Ramey). Eventually, the two join forces, and with fanatical Chicago Cubs fan Robbie (Dana Packard), as get-away driver, the two set out to take Wib for all he’s worth. Will they succeed? With multiple twists and turns, this quirky show takes these two zany women and the audience on a rollercoaster ride of laughs.”
*This production contains strong language.

General Information
- Includes transportation and ticket to the theatre.
- Lunch at Longhorn and theatre concessions at your own cost.